Swervin Mervin six feet tall. Gonna get gonna fall. Got a while in his head, but he is not dead. So fast so quick gonna kick your dick. A god in the paint, will make you faint. Used to sexually harass but now he is trashed
Get Merved b****
by Lordmerv November 21, 2021
A merv is when you are banging a girl from behind and when you cum you pull out a dead rat from under the pillow and slap her with it and yell " you rat bastard!"
I found a dead rat on the road so I took it home and his it under the pillow. Later I was banging my girl merv style and as I blew my load I pulled out the rat and slapped her in the back of the head and yelled " you rat bastard!"
by Stink dick March 17, 2021
A rat ass nigga, a typical snitch ..tells his dad everything. Has a fucked up hairline. Scared to fight . Name typically starts with a T as in Tyler
by Kasher2 May 06, 2019