Koivugooning

Shoving natural or manmade stimulants that have been frozen to 0° Kelvin (-273° C, -459° F, 0 heat activity) down one's urethra in the middle of the Finnish taigas for sexual pleasure, spiritual enrichment or both.

"Hop on"
"I can't bro I'm Koivugooning"

by Warpztone Lova May 30, 2025

Dante x Koakuma

Scarlett died, and Mou(Old Scarlett) came back to continue writing, Dante x Koakuma, the majestic ship between an literal demon and a... cool guy.

Dante x Koakuma... how does one not get tired of doing this?

Koakuma: "I LOVE YOU DANTE KISS MY DEMONIC ASS LIPS NOW"
Dante: "YES I WILL MWAH MWAHWM HWAMWHA"
???: "what the fuck"
??? died and ?? took place.
??: "Oh, Dante x Koakuma."

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025