hobie

a homophobic gay person. similar to a coon, a hobie will cater to the straights in any way they can.

“Rebecca said that I was a disgrace to my family after I came out to her…”

“Isn’t she dating a girl right now??”

“Oh my gosh, you’re right, she’s such a hobie.”

by anon.gay September 26, 2021

Hobi

God. God himself. God in the flesh. Lord and savior. Hobi is our religion and shining sun. We dedicate our lives to him. He is the reason for every good thing.

Calm down, calm down, my daughter. If we pray to Hobi, all will be fixed.

by saintakira May 26, 2021

hobie Jefferied

The act of getting fucked over by someone and it ruins your whole day.

Damn Janice, my day was going so well, then I got hobie jefferied by that jerk paul

by IVIerriam-Webster November 3, 2023

Hoby phobia

So my friend said homophobia wrong and said hoby phobia, I thought it was funny.

Oh my god hoby phobia is bad wait- I meant homophobia

by Dreamwastakensdildo September 26, 2021

Hobie

All around cool don’t give af chill

I’ve just been a Hobie lately.

by Jack me haulf September 14, 2020