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Hibernationship

A relationship entered into for the sole purpose of relieving the perils of boredom during the 2020 Covid 19 lockdowns.
She’s not my future wife but she’s perfect for a hibernationship until Corona fucks off.
by seethesea75 March 27, 2020
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Extreme Hibernation

(n.) The process of sleeping untill your brain is mush in the matter of hours, because it's an extreme process that takes bears all winter, which protects their brains, but humans only 6-12 hours.
Billy tried to use extreme hibernation, and now he's in a coma.
by Socretez January 4, 2008
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vaginal hibernation

The period of time while a woman is on birth control and ceases to menstruate.
Girl 1: Have you started your period again?
Girl 2: No I'm still on vaginal hibernation.
by Kaiser32 May 31, 2007
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Fornication Hibernation

The tenancy for men to fall asleep after having sex.
Evan: Sorry I'm late, Julie was over this afternoon, got stuck in Fornication Hibernation.

Ryan: It's cool dude, happens to the best of us
by OrangeryWarden March 29, 2011
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Hibernating Hippo

When, in a moment of weakness, mother nature calls in a vulgar, disgusting, but creative way.

A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find

Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.
"There's an awful smell in this loo but the toliet seems to be flushed."

"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."
by The H-Train July 1, 2009
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Hibernationalism

A state in which one is so embarrassed by their home country that their patriotism has to take a long winter's nap before coming out into the open again.
The existence of Sarah Palin has caused me to go into a hibernationalism from which I may never wake.
by Yesac Divad January 9, 2011
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Hibernating Bloody Polar Bear

A variation of the bloody polar bear.

In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.
Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!

Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?

Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!

Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!
by The Arctic Polar February 22, 2011
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