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social cropdusting

When someone walks into a room and seeds an argument over an intentionally dividing subject, and gets everyone upset with each other, and then casually leaves as the arguments continue to brew.
A group of close co-workers and I were having lunch in the cafeteria, when out of nowhere, Karen from accounting walks through and says "It's perfectly natural for Tom Brady to kiss his son on the lips.". Moments later, the anger and arguments between everyone defending their points of view had escalated to a point where nobody even noticed Karen had already left. Karen is a master at social cropdusting; she does it all the time. Karen is a bitch.
by USABooty June 8, 2023
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TouchTunes Cropdust

When you use the TouchTunes app to play a song that completely changes the vibe just as you're leaving. Is the bar full of old people? Play some death metal on your way out. Family-friendly place? Throw in some WAP or 2 Live Crew just as you find the exit
Bill: "I need a drink and this family restaurant isn't working for me. Way too many toddlers and soccer moms."
Me:"I'll just TouchTunes Cropdust this place and play 'WAP'. Let's get out of here"
by The Ant Christ February 8, 2023
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Nebraska cropduster

Where a girl is giving you a blowjob and you have her hair like a rudder of an airplane and proceed to fart As you finish while you pull back in the rudder
Was getting some head last night and Decided to finish with the ol Nebraska cropduster
by Topseykrets402 December 18, 2023
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Cuban Cropdust

While snorting cocaine off someone’s asshole they fart and blow it all over your face.
I was hanging out with Tiffany last night and she gave me a Cuban cropdust!
by Boogboi December 2, 2022
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