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Balwyn North

A suburb in eastern Melbourne, right next to doncaster. Home to the infamous Balwyn high school, a fire station, a few parks, a Aldi and a tram terminus. Also known as north boring, because there is absolutely nothing to do except walking along the side of the road contemplating your life choices
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by MaxiTheTaxi January 11, 2024
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Balwyn High School

Thought to be a school (its actually a shithole) where the teachers are all pedos and dumber than the students. Half the teachers here are racist and you cant even report it. no matter what you do your always wearing the wrong uniform. Its full of drug addicts even tho the ones that complain ab it will become one too.

The asians stink and speak to everyone in their weird language and laugh at you when you don't understand them. If you want a wannabe private school that gives detentions for breathing the wrong way attend here! Every single Persian here is related or cousins and can sell you all the illicit substances you like. Be careful at the canteen as you will be scammed no matter what you buy. A idiot got caught in the bathrooms so now you need a ID card to get in. We all recommend staying away from the year 7s they all think they're cool and popular. Kindly drop kick them away if you come in contact with one.

P.S. stay away from the annoying granny called Lane. I don't think anyone actually likes her.
Person:Yo g what skl u go to?

BHS kid: Balwyn High School
Person: damn.
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Balwyn High School

Thought to be a school (its actually a shithole) where the teachers are all pedos and dumber than the students. Half the teachers here are racist and you cant even report it. no matter what you do your always wearing the wrong uniform. Its full of drug addicts even tho the ones that complain ab it will become one too.

The asians stink and speak to everyone in their weird language and laugh at you when you don't understand them. If you want a wannabe private school that gives detentions for breathing the wrong way attend here! Every single Persian here is related or cousins and can sell you all the illicit substances you like. Be careful at the canteen as you will be scammed no matter what you buy. A idiot got caught in the bathrooms so now you need a ID card to get in. We all recommend staying away from the year 7s they all think they're cool and popular. Kindly drop kick them away if you come in contact with one.

P.S. stay away from the annoying granny called Lane. I don't think anyone actually likes her.
Person:Yo g what skl u go to?

BHS kid: Balwyn High School
Person: damn.
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