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National Sweaty Balls Day

National Sweaty Balls Day Takes Place Every January 11th, All Men Are Required to Sniff Their Balls Atleast Once That Day, The Rule Being Upped to Atleast 10 Times if The Person is a Femboy. The Sweatier The Better
by Allastorm December 28, 2024
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Balls day

The national and international day in which the male genitalia and the gods related to them are worshipped, sacrificed for, sacrificed and came on. In the countries of the Atlantic & Baltimore, it is a national day off for all females. Overall a very sombre day where a lot of Meth is consumed.
Me: "Hey mom can we go to Baltimore for Balls day?"
Mom: "No you disappointment of a human being, leave me alone I'm going out with Derrek for the next few weeks, there's kat food in the basement so STFU."
by Cum-lord-master-dominator-bruh November 8, 2021
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National losing balls day

June 8th is national losing balls day. Dedicated to all the girls out there who choked and accidentally swallowed some balls
You sucked them too hard they fell off!
Sorry! i accidentally chocked on them
well i guess today is national losing balls day!
by Hinkerdinker101 June 8, 2023
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