Kick balls day

Kick balls day
by Lucas 393 January 12, 2022
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Balls Day

Me: "What are you dressing up as for Balls Day?"
Balls Day Enthusiast: "Balls."
by NotAFurry2 November 08, 2021
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Balls day

The national and international day in which the male genitalia and the gods related to them are worshipped, sacrificed for, sacrificed and came on. In the countries of the Atlantic & Baltimore, it is a national day off for all females. Overall a very sombre day where a lot of Meth is consumed.
Me: "Hey mom can we go to Baltimore for Balls day?"
Mom: "No you disappointment of a human being, leave me alone I'm going out with Derrek for the next few weeks, there's kat food in the basement so STFU."
by Cum-lord-master-dominator-bruh November 08, 2021
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On October 22nd, after National Throw Short People day has ended, anyone can kick anyone who is 5’6 or taller in the balls without repercussions, unless they themselves are 5’6 or taller.
boy 1: man it was fun throwing short people

boy 2: do you know what today is though

boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK
by kyleissupergay April 07, 2023
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national suck my balls day

national suck my balls day
it’s national suck my balls day so suck my ballz.
by BIGPAPI167 June 28, 2023
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On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.
Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!
by skdilde March 28, 2023
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