Meat Killer

A person who engages so much in self pleasure activities that they cut the hen that gave them eggs. In other words, working out the machinery so much that it is left incapable of functioning.

Tushar is a feared meat killer in the schlong community.

by william sexpeare February 28, 2025

twali meat

The lower portion of a woman, also known as the vagina. See twat or pussy. A derogatory term, so don't use it little kids!

Connor, are you going to eat that twali meat?

by LJ From CA to CA May 28, 2006

meat pendulum

Another word for the phallus or penis.

The ladies all seem to really like Frank's meat pendulum

by FrankM November 3, 2009

Meat Wagon

An Early and Slang term for old Ambulances that were based on a standard car chassis, instead of a larger chassis, like a van or truck chassis. There was a high mortality rate in said ambulances because the equipment was primitive compared to what is found in modern ambulances.

Stan:Hey, did you hear how Kenny almost got decapitated in the back of Nurse Gollum's Meat Wagon?

Kyle:Yeah, at least he's safe in the Hospital... I hope...

by AsianMan_45 November 18, 2022

Meat Day

Any day that allows a person to consume the meat of Lunchables. Some religious holidays and days of obligation are not considered Meat Day.

Jake:"Give me some meat, it's meat day!"

by Meat Day March 9, 2020

meat creep

1. When your man isn’t horny but you want the dick so you be creeping on it.👀

2. (Meat creep Hoe) A girl who is creeping on anyone and everyone’s meat.

1.“Yo, bro, last night my girlfriend was being a total meat creep! She only creeping on my meat tho so😝”

2. “ Jenna is always thirsty for some dick, she’s such a meat creep,

by Meatchaser777 October 6, 2019

Cowboy meat beater

Cowboy Meat Beater is a person so cool he never failed NNN and if you dare mess with him he'll have sexual relations with your mother

"is that Cowboy meat beater wow he looks so based"

"yep he IS very based indeed

by Fionn T. January 4, 2022