A male who spends up to 5 hours a day sitting on the toilet, is a complete dick head that never listens to his beautiful girlfriend Lauren.
by iihearrtjustiin March 31, 2020
Get the Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater mug.When there is nothing to care about nothing, a combination of Fuck All and Jack Shit to mean that nobody cares about nothing
John: We literally have nothing to eat and we have no money to eat out.
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food
by coeryxtynt February 9, 2023
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Get the West Coast Jack Move mug.way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.
Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.
Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.
"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."
"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"
"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"
by bill from ultimate fakebook February 18, 2004
Get the ninja attack flap jack mug.a large group of very cool people from Tequila Jacks, who spend their days raging "rage". They are very good friends, and very sexy too! Everybody wants a bit of Team TJ Rage!
The act of TJ raging is unplanned and usually very spontaneous. TJ raging began in the heart of downtown Toronto & Ottawa. It's said that anybody who wants to join Team TJ rage must be by invitation only & have had completed extensive rush events (ie. parties), be of good morals, & maintain a HIGH QUALITY reputation.
The act of TJ raging is unplanned and usually very spontaneous. TJ raging began in the heart of downtown Toronto & Ottawa. It's said that anybody who wants to join Team TJ rage must be by invitation only & have had completed extensive rush events (ie. parties), be of good morals, & maintain a HIGH QUALITY reputation.
Team Tequila Jacks Rage Member : Let's rage!
Non-member: Can I rage?
Team Tequila Jacks Rage: Sorry little man, leave the raging to the pros of team TJ rage.
Non-member: I guess I'll just go to a party full of tools, douche bags, and a bunch of nobodys........arghh gonna be such a sausage fest :(
Non-member: Can I rage?
Team Tequila Jacks Rage: Sorry little man, leave the raging to the pros of team TJ rage.
Non-member: I guess I'll just go to a party full of tools, douche bags, and a bunch of nobodys........arghh gonna be such a sausage fest :(
by Team TJ Rage Specialist July 23, 2012
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