From critical strike, this phrase is used to refer to the class "stalker", which is considered very annoying by the community. By using this, you emphasize that someone is a "professional loser", thus, their opinions will not matter, nor will their words.
by Frosted Fool December 31, 2019
Get the stalker mainmug. by Devon Ball August 23, 2019
Get the Stalkermug. Potentially a stalking victim being guised as the perpetrator through a dreamt up projection fallacy.
Exhibit A:
Definition of Family Stalker (i.e. Male Family Stalker):
Gets excited when stalker shows up with a party invite. Stares into the stalkers soul with a side-cocked open smirk;
Obsesses about how much of a stalker the stalker is to stalker's friends, but in the next breath askes genuinely if he's gay in a tone of desperation followed by a superfulous explanation.
Complains about how fat his stalker is despite only a BMI 20 vs BMI 17.5 separation. Stalker goes on an eating binge with another bro. Sees stalker got a bulkier chest and handles the next day. Grabs and pinches them in excitement.
Complains about Stalker having a 10 second job interview in his mother's kitchen. Tells everyone the stalker is in love with his mother.
Says his stalker is obsessed with his older sister over Xbox clan chat but that the stalker convinced him he's over his alleged prey. Then bragged about how he could get a little suckie suckie action out of his stalker because the stalker supposedly liked a sibling of his.
Allegeror writes that he loves his stalker on the jungle gym 400m up the road from his domicile.
Older sister finds out and shows the stalker. Allegeror paints over that section of jungle gym with his parents outdoor gutter paint.
Exhibit A:
Definition of Family Stalker (i.e. Male Family Stalker):
Gets excited when stalker shows up with a party invite. Stares into the stalkers soul with a side-cocked open smirk;
Obsesses about how much of a stalker the stalker is to stalker's friends, but in the next breath askes genuinely if he's gay in a tone of desperation followed by a superfulous explanation.
Complains about how fat his stalker is despite only a BMI 20 vs BMI 17.5 separation. Stalker goes on an eating binge with another bro. Sees stalker got a bulkier chest and handles the next day. Grabs and pinches them in excitement.
Complains about Stalker having a 10 second job interview in his mother's kitchen. Tells everyone the stalker is in love with his mother.
Says his stalker is obsessed with his older sister over Xbox clan chat but that the stalker convinced him he's over his alleged prey. Then bragged about how he could get a little suckie suckie action out of his stalker because the stalker supposedly liked a sibling of his.
Allegeror writes that he loves his stalker on the jungle gym 400m up the road from his domicile.
Older sister finds out and shows the stalker. Allegeror paints over that section of jungle gym with his parents outdoor gutter paint.
That guy stalks my entire family. My older sister stopped going to Youth because of him!
Context: Older sister cannot go. Has posessive boyfriend. Does not tell the alleged stalker's friends.
Context: Older sister cannot go. Has posessive boyfriend. Does not tell the alleged stalker's friends.
by settledviaurban May 23, 2021
Get the Stalkermug. A mind.in.a.box song that supposedly transforms anyone who listens into Agent Smith.
The song is about a woman who slowly finds herself being transformed into a member of a Hivemind, many believing this also changes her into a man, hence the song’s connection to Agent Smith.
The song is about a woman who slowly finds herself being transformed into a member of a Hivemind, many believing this also changes her into a man, hence the song’s connection to Agent Smith.
by Bambianca January 4, 2024
Get the Stalkersmug. A guy who used to stalk your parents therefore the stalker part but now just likes it when you whip him on minecraft
“Have you see stalker d?”
“No, haven’t you heard he’s in hospital for whipping himself in real life”
“No, haven’t you heard he’s in hospital for whipping himself in real life”
by Chickenfabpants April 16, 2020
Get the Stalker Dmug. Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.
My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.
by Atherton Wing September 23, 2020
Get the umbrella stalkermug. A creepy ass person who will find and kill you if you let him/her so if you have a stalker just kick into high gear.
by Don’t result to stalking March 8, 2022
Get the Stalkermug.