When someone dislikes another individual in the workplace or elsewhere and decides to issue a "bless you" to everyone but that person when he or she sneezes, indicating a lack of worthiness and respectability.
"I don't think Jenna likes me anymore."
"Why not?"
"She gave the selective bless-you to everyone who sneezed in the office today but me, even though I sneezed three different times."
"Oh, that sucks."
"Why not?"
"She gave the selective bless-you to everyone who sneezed in the office today but me, even though I sneezed three different times."
"Oh, that sucks."
by Sir Jobeykobra April 13, 2014
Get the selective bless-youmug. by CaptainSpaceCat May 23, 2018
Get the good morning and god blessmug. A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
by Sinereo September 14, 2021
Get the Satan's Blessingmug. by Hila Kleiner May 23, 2018
Get the Good morning & God blessmug. Blessings is an extremely talented and wonderful woman that is loved by all. She is a natural caregivers with a big heart. Like a mother, she will be there to take care of you, nurture you and listen in your times of need.
She is very emotional but doesn’t always express her emotions, feeling she will be a burden to the people around her.
Blessings harbours a light and uniqueness in her that everyone but herself can see.
She is smarter, more beautiful and lovelier than she’ll ever know.
She is very emotional but doesn’t always express her emotions, feeling she will be a burden to the people around her.
Blessings harbours a light and uniqueness in her that everyone but herself can see.
She is smarter, more beautiful and lovelier than she’ll ever know.
by pseudopseudonympseudo November 23, 2021
Get the Blessingsmug. A hashtag used to boast about your lifestyle, possessions, or status in life, hidden behind the guise of being divinely chosen by God.
by Defining Junk June 4, 2020
Get the #blessedmug.