Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Wednesday Calvin is when Calvin doesn’t want to go out on the weekend from Sunday through Tuesday because he partied too hard the previous weekend. It is impossible to get him to commit to party plans during these days. However by Wednesday his degenerate energy has been renewed and he will immediately say yes to any party plans you propose.

Sean: Calvin says he doesn’t want to club on Friday, he’s burnt out from partying this weekend.

Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.

by kh1985 November 22, 2021

Wednesday

When it all goes to shit on a night shift Wanky Wednesday

Well that was a wanky Wednesday

by BHF2024 February 8, 2024

V-Neck Wednesday

When faggots wear v-necks to school or work on Wednesday.

Hey, Chad! You ready for V-Neck Wednesday?

Shut the fuck up Brad! Do I look like a faggot?

by billgatin November 14, 2010

Wednesday

1: a day in the weekend
2: from the show “Wednesday” played by Jenna Ortega
3: the day you either wear pink or a Spider-Man suit and goggles.

It is Wednesday my dudes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023

Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Describes when a friend partied too hard and is hungover and swears off partying the next weekend but is then easily coerced midweek once he has a chance to recover.

Calvin says he doesn’t want to go out this weekend.

Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.

by kh1985 November 30, 2021

Wednesday Morning

A term used to describe a horrid stench, like you expelled a nasty turd following Taco Tuesday.

Person 1: Don't go in there: it reeks like a Wednesday Morning.
Person 2: Eww, gross! What did you eat?

by Supernova33427 June 29, 2022

dry hump wednesday

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.

Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.

by Betty Missus June 6, 2017