Leaving tracks

When you jizz in a bathtub that isn’t draining, so the jizz floats around, and then you get out and track jizz around the house.

Hey man, make sure to drain the tub after you finish so you aren’t leaving tracks in our house.

by KevinBacon39 September 23, 2022

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leave-uh-rite

LEAVE-UH-RITE is what you do with a person or an object that should never be touched, picked up, admired, put in your pocket , or especaily taken home....

STOP RITE THERE !!

YOU ARE LOOKING AT A LEAVE-UH-RITE.
HE IS A

LEAVE-UH -RITE.... IF YOU TAKE HIM FROM THERE YOU WILL HAVE TO DO A {PUT -UH -RITE }.

by Mrs. KNOWITALL. December 15, 2020

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Leaving the Shire

When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.

This is it, if I take one more hit, I'm leaving the shire.

by potatohunt November 06, 2017

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leaving our feelings in the glove box

Putting our feelings aside and staying friends.

We leaving our feelings in the glove box right?

by Emissjane January 08, 2018

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Don’t leave me on paused

This is when you are on FaceTime. Then someone yells at you when you accidentally go on Instagram and you leave them on paused. Because they need all the attention from you.

Ali A- DON’T LEAVE ME ON PAUSED JESS

Jess- Oh sorry

by Vineisalive123 July 11, 2018

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