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Kiss and Blow 

To kiss the dick and give that dick a blow job!
Loren: I'm almost done let me just kiss and blow your dick Davis: Ohhh God that feels good

kiss him not me 

A manga that recently became an anime. A definition of it? This is so perfect and will never happen to your lives, fujoshis.
I read "Kiss him not me" last month and now I'm crying in a pile of yaoi merchandise.

Kiss a bear!

Curse phrase used instead of, "Fuck You".

If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger, except bears, bears will fucking kill you, so kiss a bear!
Sam: "You look like shit today."
Fred: "Kiss a bear!"
Kiss a bear! by Geekdad666 April 18, 2018

Kiss Fucking 

To be kissed everywhere on your body simultaneously.
That couple is kiss fucking in the movies.
Kiss Fucking by Street slang626373 October 14, 2017

kiss my tits

A comeback when someone has put you down. Female equivalent of suck my balls.
Guy: you suck at this game
Girl: kiss my tits
kiss my tits by Baum schniffer September 7, 2018

kiss old rusty 

refers to the color of the human anus
If you don't like it.. you can kiss old rusty.
kiss old rusty by fixxer1963 January 1, 2019