Designated Dick

A designated male that a woman/male sees exclusively for stress reducing high quality sex. Different from a fwb (friend with benefits) in the sense that a D.D. can usually be depended on supplying orgasms a FWB is usually just for N.S.A. sex.

"My week has been soooo fucking stressful I need to get in touch with my Designated Dick"

by Professor Sequoia August 24, 2022

designer drunk

When you mix different types of alcohol to get a certain type of drunk.

Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.

Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.

by Jlit44 September 4, 2015

Color of the Year Designs

Color of the Year Designs is used by fashion designers to forecast what color and style themes will be trending for the year using CODE hex colors

She used Color of the Year Designs to be seen as a forward trending fashion creator

by CODE 4 COLOR February 17, 2025

Designated Safe Shag

A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.

Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.

by ThatBitch123456789 January 24, 2023

Designed-Jones

1) An intentional actions that results in an unexpected positive outcome, originating from NFL quarterback Daniel Jones' occasional ability to perform unexpectedly well. 2) In philosophy, a purpose driven action that results in net good for the universe.

"I took that test thinking I would fail it; but I got an 'A'. Looks like I pulled off another designed-jones."

The humanitarian organization's efforts, though labor intensive, have proven to be a designed-jones for the local community.

by Thatwick September 26, 2024

Designer Coochie

Designer Coochie is a term for the coochie, vaginie, cooter, when it is that of a MTF trans person. When you get the surgery, you have yourself a designer coochie! whether it be a gucci coochie or a versace ver-boxy, it’s designer!

“Oh my god girl I finally have my designer coochie.”
“did the doctors do her good?”
“oh she’s definitely a designer coochie, leather seats with built in heaters.”
“yes girl!”

by Disgracefxl December 3, 2020

Masa works design

You can use this term to describe someone who likes feet a bit too much, or has a foot fetish

Person 1: Bro... feet are kinda hot...
Person 2: Stop being such a masa works design get help

by skibidi cool dude January 16, 2025