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Back in London

The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.
Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.
by NotPexbo May 6, 2017
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Back To Back

Before the act of intercourse you either glue a midget or a smaller person to your back, afterwards you being the intercourse while in the mid action you turn around so the smaller person can join in as well.
Guy1: Dude Jessie let me go Back to Back with her man!!!
Guy2: Oh man that sounds hecka cool!
Guy1: Lucky Joe was there to help.
by EathanTheDaggerDick October 31, 2017
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Matthew Follow Back

A Twitter user who has a very low IQ and begs for follow backs. We call people who display similar behavior (Matt)
Person A: “Hey, this math problem is very hard”
Person B: “Jesus man, you’re such a Matthew follow back (Matt).”
by BisexualGentile June 27, 2021
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Back from spanish

When you wanna say "i have a boner" but you don't want to be insulting.
Boy: Hey man hows the girl?

Boy 2: Nothing really. but when she showed me her tits, i got back from spanish.
by FPSJakob January 21, 2011
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