national i hate existing day

why do i exist i want to erase me off this planet and i hate life and i am depresses

ya know "national i hate existing day"
yes, thats my favorite holiday
*oof*
"i hate life"

by qwertyujhgfdsertyuijuhgfdxfgyu February 10, 2022

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National Skip Sports’ Practice Day

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so

Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?

by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022

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National send a pussy pic day

National send a pussy pic day is April 14

Hey chick it's national send a pussy pic day wyd

by Flattop April 12, 2022

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National Send Nudes to Juddie Day

National Send Juddie Nudes Days (April 20)
The National Day of celebration where women named Rebecca send nude images to their Juddie’s. Coincidentally falling on 4/20 making it such an incredibly special day.

J- Hey, you know what today is?
R- 4/20? Time to dabbbbbb
J- Well, yes… but it’s also a very meaningful holiday known as, National Send Nudes to Juddie Day!
R- Oh, sweet! I’ve been waiting all year for that! Let me just turn my camera on.
J- *thinking* (sweet, it worked)

by PussySlayer 5000 April 19, 2022

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National toe nail cutting day

On the 1st of every month we will all cut off all our toe nails. This is because cannabis can stay in your toe nails for up to 6 months and in order to lower the chances of a positive drug test we must cut them as short as possible.

Bro its National toe nail cutting day, we dont want them finding out we're hippies!!

by PunchThemNazis February 6, 2021

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