Rock and Pop

Music made by constipated cats

I was tired of music by other animals so I got a rock and pop cd made by constipated cats.

by bogosuperelf November 20, 2020

rock

a fucking rock, are you stupid?

Person: hey dude is that a rock?

by RedPandaDude March 5, 2020

Chomp Rock

Verb - When a Mario fanatic recieves a blowjob while playing any of the Mario franchise games, and the giver gets annoyed and chomps his rocks off. This scenario is rare because many video game obsessors never get laid, but possible.

My girlfriend was being a bitch and chomp rocked me for playing Mario Cart while she was blowing me!

by KaimnTheWonderGirl June 17, 2011

Pop a rock

To get an erection.

Person#1: Did you hear what happened to Jim today in class?
Person#2: Yeah I heard he got a boner during a presentation.
Person#1: Yeah poor boy sure did pop a rock in front of the whole class, even the teacher saw it.

by RedRyderintheSky May 25, 2021

rock chopper

Someone that has no ambition(s) in life.

Cannot complete natural selection.

My teacher called me a rock chopper because I have no ambitions in life.

by T Hunt 11 May 7, 2018

Jailhouse Rock

The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was a purple gang
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Number 47 said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, Rock, Rock
Sad Sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake

No one's lookin', now's the chance to make a break"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock-

by Death Menace April 5, 2023

mustered rock

high quality crack cocaine . Mustered referring to the color yellow .when crack is yellow the cocaine used to cook it was pure

I went down to the spot and I got hooked up with dat mustered rock

by dream cacher nm May 13, 2015