wet nelson

when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.

he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Nelson

Fatfat

Oh look.
It’s a wild nelson.
Look out! Its gonna trample you

by Drippydrub February 19, 2020

Nelson

A verb which means to do something with extreme force and energy. The origin is thought to have come from 'man handle' which was then shortened to 'mandle' which then became 'Mandella' thus giving birth to the epic phrase "let's absalutely Nelson it".

Hey bro shall we absalutely Nelson this beer?

Can't wait to absalutely Nelson the mrs tonight

Bro those thols are brown and smelly let's go Nelson them

by SmellyTHAL February 18, 2021

nelson

A broken and or uncooked noodle.

These noodles are nelson, throw them out and make more please.

by Cían January 6, 2019

Chloe Nelson

Sexy ass girl with sexy tits and a really nice ass. Super funny and really cute. Clingy, but adorable so it’s fine. If you get your hands on a Chloe Nelson, die. She’s mine😤😤

Woah that girl is hot as fuck!

Yeah, that’s Chloe Nelson, the hottest girl in the world!

by CommanderWeeb November 9, 2021

Nelson

Women who sleep with your boyfriend when you're on a break.

The Nelson's are pissed that we got back together.

by Marymary80 October 11, 2020

Olivia Nelson

One of the dumbest fuckers I know. She dated some Afro clown who looks like a chimpunk squirrel and liked her best friend then her best friends brother then her best friends step brothers brother. So obviously a fucking slut. She’s also annoying and hasn’t even held hands with a guy. What a gay ass.

Oh hey are you Olivia Nelson -person
Oh yeah-Olivia

Fuck your whack-person

by Idk breh October 8, 2019