Mother: Why is your son socks always so moist
Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them
Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them
by Mileslongrod February 26, 2024
Get the SOCK CHILDRENmug. "Young persons aged 0 through 17 years" and "unmarried persons still living with their parents" lumped together into one same English term — despite some foreign languages have separate terms for these different definitions
The cinema offers free admission for children under the age of 3 years, it only requires parents to pick age-appropriate movies.
by Emotional Cruiser July 28, 2025
Get the childrenmug. by Hym Iam September 21, 2023
Get the Children of Hymmug. If you don't curate their reality without them knowing... They are probably just going to grow up to hate you... And we can't have that! If your kids are allowed to hate you or even believe the opposite of what you believe... That feeling of moral superiority will disappear entirely... People will even be able to say that your NOT better than everyone. They'll even be able to use them as evidence to support the assertion that you're worse! Better destroy anyone or anything that guves them information you don't want them to have, huh? Oh, who am I kidding? You're just going to disown them and frame the situation in a way that makes them look like the bad one.
Hym "I met a homeless crackhead who has 8 beautiful children that he loves more than life itself.... He's CLEARLY better than me. I mean. He cares so much! About children. And that's what makes him better. The fact that he did what he is physically compelled to do and fucked a women that is harder to fuck than a conservative's wife (Because you have to do more than claim you accept a theological proposition to fuck them... or maybe you don't in the context of wokeism... It might work just as well for the woke women.... Nevertheless!). God, he's just so much better! Everyone with kids is better! Especially that golden state rapist killer guy!... He cared about his kid a lot! And not anyone else to the EXTREME. So... He's clearly morally superior, right Megyn? And coming from a guy that stole one of my jokes!? I punch in all directions, helicopter arms. Remember? Not a single funny joke huh? Or maybe you will just lie blatantly on camera for money."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
Get the Childrenmug. A group of people who follow the teachings of LuWeegee, a God who is determined to save us from death and allow us Paradise upon passing through the Sun Gate, a gate opened once the sun collapses in billions of years.
Are you one of the LuWeegee Children?
by Jojojojokira5 May 15, 2019
Get the LuWeegee Childrenmug. School directed by fat meatball. Barks orders at nameless staff. Children work slave hours and get served cardboard for grub. Overridden by invasive species of Latinos! Whole staff has collective IQ of 1. Gala events are scams af. Fat Meatball with teeth spread wide enough to insert a quarter through them. Beware of Bridge troll nurse and dragon breath teacch.
by Ms. DawnsLeftNut May 1, 2023
Get the Trinity School for Childrenmug. A movement of people who believe that aliens visited Earth thousands of years ago. And That worship them and look for there return.
They live a very intellectual and highly cultured life style in an attempt to copy the "gods".
And also work for a world government, and seek to spread there message throughout the worlds population.
They live a very intellectual and highly cultured life style in an attempt to copy the "gods".
And also work for a world government, and seek to spread there message throughout the worlds population.
He's in the children of the gods.
by Judge dredd7 October 6, 2011
Get the Children of the godsmug.