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Kit

A Kit is the second half of the Kit-Kat you never knew you neeeded
That Kit is so beautiful
by Queer enby July 20, 2022
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Kit

Kit is one of the best people you'll ever meet! Kit is an adorable people and will always make your day better even if it's just a little. Their an amazing friend and human in general. You are so lucky if you have a kit in your life! They're amazing in every single way. They're sweet nice and fun to be around. They're really caring as well. They'll still around forever!
Anon: what's your name
Kit: it's kit
Anon: yes, I'm keeping you :
by Kai_shawtybae June 21, 2021
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Kit

Shorten term for the word "Kitten"
Mostly used by a code word within gang stalking groups to identify their target.
"Kit"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
"Kit"
by PolishB1stard March 10, 2021
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Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).
Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
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Y-Kit

When a group of "Y-Kit" young Karen's in training say "they are uncomfortable"
the equivalent of "I fear for my life"

Lia Thomas stroking fear into her swim team while they change from birthday suit to clothes, you know Lia Thomas' future Karen card is revoked.
The Y-Kit revoked Lia Thomas' Karen card of privilege.
by Political content January 27, 2022
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iPad kit

A cat who has excessive screen time on devices like an iPad, combining the traits of an "iPad kid" and a "kitten" (a young cat under 1 year of age). An iPad kit is addicted to online games like Roblox or Fortnight, spends most of the day glued to screens, is chronically online, lacks physical activity, and rarely interacts with their owner.
Ever since I got my kitten an iPad, she's turned into a total iPad kit—she just sits there swiping at the screen and ignoring me while I call her!
by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025
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Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn
John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit
by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024
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