Good morning and god bless

When you go take a shit and bring coffe and breakfast into the bathroom

“I need the bathroom what are you doing”

“I’m doing a Good morning and god bless I need like 20 more minuets”

by Nahb32 May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.

Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."

by smj101 May 24, 2018

Bless

Short for blessed.

Fuckboys and lazy people use this word when they're too cool (see: SWAG) for using proper English with 2 more letters.

1: I'm truly bless
2: What?
1: God is great I'm so bless
2: You mean blessed?
1: Duh
2: Learn English.

by fresca2178 January 22, 2016

God Bless

If you do not know this look at the bible.

God Bless America. No Not You America lol

by Kitty000 February 26, 2022

Plumber's Blessing

A "Plumber's Blessing" is known as the blessing any tradesman gives to the plumber of the bathroom they are using by pulling a handful of pubes out and throwing them all over the toilet.

"Bro, somebody hit that bathroom with a 'Plumber's Blessing'!" There's pubes EVERYWHERE!

by WesticularDancer April 30, 2025

may the mods bless you

Also known as may the jannies bless you.
By uttering this phrase you're wishing your desired target to be banned.

someone: *shills for cuntpitalism*
me: may the mods bless you!

by #LGCC9CCPP September 1, 2021

blessed

blessed (noun)
a fat white man, who larps as a mexican and loves big titty asian women

oh, look at that fatass blessed over there

by peegeeare May 4, 2025