ur mom day

June 22nd every comeback is ur mom day

hey don’t forget about june 22nd is ur mom day
Example kid- “what’s ur favorite color” you- “ur mom”

by stickshedhippieslingshotbuild June 3, 2021

national 4lifers day

june 14

national 4lifers day is for someone who’s your 4lifer

“your my 4lifer”
“well... it’s national 4lifers day”

by lia kaula June 8, 2021

National Arby's Day

Celebrated on July 7th. It is the day where everyone goes and eats Arby's.

National Arby's Day is my favorite national holiday because they have the meats.

by Chef Sid July 7, 2021

National No Bitches Day

National No Bitches Day (April 26th) is a national holiday celebrating your lack of bitches.

Hey guys, it's National No Bitches Day!

by Dudebroe April 26, 2022

Methhead Mid-day

The time in the middle of the night when a methhead suddenly becomes productive.
This may include but is not limited to:
Fixing their Honda.
Fixing lawn mowers.
Scavenging.
Home improvement.
Experimenting with bright lights.
Gardening.
Random gatherings.

Experimenting with chemistry.

Person 1: “I just saw my neighbor gardening with a headlamp at 3 am.”

Person 2: “Don’t you know that’s methhead mid-day?”

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“I have this lady Carla who will clean for cheap.” “But she only works at methhead mid-day.”

by MILF: Man I Love Frogs November 11, 2022

national wlw day!

october 5th is national wlw day

wlw = woman loving woman

it could also be lesbian day so it could also be nblw (nonbinary loving woman) or wlnb

person one: do you wanna be my gf?
person two: is it october 5th?
person one: yes it’s national wlw day!

person two: yes!! let’s listen to girl in red and play with kittens

by trina vega hater October 2, 2022

global naked day

global naked day (December 15th) is a day where you get naked for the whole day, going outside with clothes is optional but everyone participating in global naked day MUST be naked inside the house

Hey, have you heard that today is global naked day? What are clothes for? Let's get naked and be horny.

by edgymofo December 11, 2021