rock hard

a band created by danman in 2022

the band rock hard is a ok band

by Danmahn December 1, 2022

Eunuch Rock

A new name for the soft rock, easy-listening sounds of 70's and 80's music that is characterized by it's earnest, treacly male lead singers who apparently have removed their genitalia in order to tap into their feminine sides and, ironically, appeal more to their female paramours.

To qualify as being "Eunuch Rock", the band must have a male lead singer and can sometimes, but not always, feature an acoustic guitar, twinkling piano or saxophone solo.

Definitive examples of Eunuch Rock are: Stephen Bishop (of Tootsie fame), Ambrosia, Air Supply, Player, Christopher Cross or anyone who sings in a falsetto.

by Hjlprojections April 2, 2014

70’s rock hippie

an evolved hippie moving away from the Beatles and onto eagles and Kansas and Boston and Pink Floyd and shit like that

“My grandpa listens to Pink Floyd and he’s a 70’s rock hippie”

by diknbaus March 9, 2025

nasty ass rock

crack

Hobo 1: Mmm that nasty ass rock was good

Hobo 2: bitch

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 4, 2023

Rock Bottom Pussy

Guilty pleasure pussy. Usually an ex who has a good pussy and you keep coming back even when you have a girl.

She got that rock bottom pussy

by JokDok April 3, 2022

Rock Face

That face you make when you're feeling real tough, or at least trying to appear that way to intimidate people (esp. to intimidate white people).

Jacobian went rock faced when this guy said he cold drink more than Jacobian.

by TrueAfrican August 29, 2014

Rock Her Shit

To express extreme passion towards another woman.

Wow! That girl at the bar is beautiful. I'm finna rock her shit!

by whiteoaktree January 12, 2020