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Karen

48. Basic blond chic with 9 husbandS. SAITAN SPAWN. Treats there children like they are the SECOND GOD THAT BESTOYS THIS EARTH. Wasn’t born but t was summoned by SAITAN HIMESELF.
KAREN IS SO RUDE
by Ella the smella December 1, 2019
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Karen

Is a great lady that loves all the memes about her name.
Karen has hit her stride as she is in her next half century and loves her life. She is loyal, kind and the one to go to for the best revenge ideas.
She's always there for you if you need a ride, a meal or an alibi.

Karen will always have your back, especially in a bar fight.
"Yes, your honor, I Karen, did bring you a casserole. It's the one my friend and I made when we were together on the night in question. So there is no way my friend could have started that bar fight."
by VeganKazza December 21, 2019
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Karen

A Karen is someone who is a stereotypical mom, who always takes there kid to Soccer Practice.
Mom: I'm taking your brother to Soccer Practice

Daughter: Ugh, you're such a Karen.
by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020
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Karen

A white, middle-aged bitch who rats out law-abiding blacks for such normal things as holding a picnic at the park. Insufferably promoting white privilege and a believer of every loony conspiracy theory ever written, Karen puts other people at risk. Even herself.
Karen thinks COVID-19 is a hoax.
Karen gets COVID-19.
Karen dies.
Don't be a Karen.
by The Real Canadian July 7, 2020
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Karen

A name of a girl. Karen means pure. Also a meme name. But all Karen’s are living memes, so it’s okay.
Yeah Karen, clean the dishes.
by karlg77 June 14, 2018
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Karen

a. An earth angel, authentic and kindhearted soul that shines bright like no other, she is the perfect gem. Extraordinary woman with no nonsense attitude but knows when to be soft and feminine.

b. Karens are fabulous girls with genuine spirits. Her loving and kind essence will melt you like a mozzarella dripping drip cheese sandwich. Too delicious and BEAUTIFUL to define with one single word.

c. The truest illustration and essence of beautiful women, mother, best friend, nurturer, supporter and a total GODDESS.

d. Karen a strong, independent, fierce, lovable, intelligent, wise beyond her years, loyal, honest friend and wild lover. Loves to converse about all subjects and things. Painfully honest and unapologetically herself. Low vibe reptillians sons of bitches hate it. ThE reptilians and maniacs looneys want my Karen. Call the Manager! These demonic low self esteem humanoids fucktards have no life.

Plot Twist: A pencil skirt wearing sexy Karen collects evidence of cyber bullying and Lawyer hubby contacts a judge and join forces with DMCA to gather data and files a law suit on any site supporting cyber bullying. So be ware of your dick-toxicnary.

Or I' m calling the Burger King manager. Wheres da goddamn manager? SAVE ME from myself karen. YoU cann steal the kids in the Volvo fine! I will stop being a narcissistic piece of turd creating sites and definitions to ruin your name, everyone loves you and I want u all to myself.
Me: I can't get over my Karen bro. She is the realest.

Person b: Mann Karen is a Lotus flower you're the annoying one and the idiot. I m gonna get me a Karen.

For gal haters the broskies are line up to receive Free dickheads at Burger King hoes. If you a dude you are a pussy i' ll punch you dumb ass for all the Karens.
by JON DOE SON OF BITCHES January 13, 2020
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Karen

a middle aged female with a mom pixie cut who often asked for the manager
a karen got me fired from walmart after i said you cant return used underwear
by Deku es broccoli boi January 5, 2020
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