hanging on by a thread

idiom used to express struggling in some way, barely surviving/getting by, or relying on the very last bit of wherewithal someone has to stay afloat in life or in a particular situation

"After spilling my coffee all over myself, hitting bad traffic which made me late to work, and receiving a negative performance review from my boss, by the time the end of work rolled around I was barely hanging on by a thread."

by louisaaaa06 January 26, 2026

Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza

A pizza made from plastic pepperoni and EXTREMELY crushed up plastic.
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY

Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza recipe!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!

by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025