Sausage o'clock

A woman feeling extremely horny and wanting sex right now!

Get upstairs, it's sausage o'clock 😋

by E. Hitler September 29, 2022

YouTube o'clock

The overwhelming urge to stay updated with the latest YouTube videos due to an excessive subscription list. This results in a never-ending stream of video recommendations on the YouTube homepage, making it difficult to keep up.

I was supposed to study, but it’s YouTube o'clock again—I just can’t resist clicking on all these new uploads!

by Emotional Cruiser July 14, 2025

two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.

1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."

by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018

No Return O'Clock

when its 3am on a school night and your contemplating whether going to bed and getting 4-5 hours of sleep or just pulling a all nighter

jacob: im so tired
ed: why?
jacob: i pulled a all nighter it was No Return O'Clock

by kieralovedanny August 13, 2025

before-nought-o'clock

Period between 18:00 (6:00 pm) until 23:59 (11:59 pm).

Before-nought-o'clock.

by Ñuñuñuñuñuñu August 9, 2025

scream o'clock

a supremely upsetting time to be waking up. it might be really early in the morning, or anytime that makes you want to scream if you have to wake up then.

I had to get up at scream o'clock today to make my ridiculously early flight.

by Throatsoap March 16, 2018

before-nought-o'clock

Period from 18:00 (6:00 pm) until 00:00 (12:00 am).

Before-nought-o'clock.

by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 26, 2025