A critical illness that causes lying to police and other rescue teams, as well as making everyone think your child is in danger, when he is really in your attic.
by MikfozHasLupus November 17, 2009
when you make a tiny fart and blame it on a certain object saying it did this or did that it's a HARHAR moment for someone knowing it was a balloon pop
"hey dude , what was that"
"umm... i dont know i think it was the balloon did u pop it"
"hahaha, that was a balloon pop you farted!"
"umm... i dont know i think it was the balloon did u pop it"
"hahaha, that was a balloon pop you farted!"
by becky543 December 14, 2009
An addition to the ball showing game; The Brain minus the testicles, you do the same actions you would with your fist as the brain but you keep your actual testicles below your clenched fist, showing just a portion of your scrotum in which resembles a wrinkly deflated balloon.
-Dude is that your balls?!?!
-Naw man worse, its just my wrinkly ol' ballsack. The Deflated Balloon!
-Naw man worse, its just my wrinkly ol' ballsack. The Deflated Balloon!
by heavyfister3000 December 28, 2009
The act of blowing air in to the urethra and inflating the testicles. The subject, then spreads his scrotal sack between his index finger and thumb creating an approximate 2-3" gap between each finger. The female party rests her chin upon said scrotum sack and rests for several hours.
I can't believe Sally was willing to give Billy such a serious balloon hammock in front of the entire family during Thanksgiving dinner, she must have slept for like three or four hours!
by Boooooey November 06, 2011
A form of sexual torture in which you leave an obnoxiously fat woman stranded in a sex swing for 7 days. Every now and then you spin her like a tire so her whispering eye can survey the whole area. It is also customary to poke the bootybox with a q-tip to make it wink back like lightning mcqueen in cars. On the last day you detach her from the ceiling into a shallow dollar store kiddie pool, requiring a semi aquatic batwacth like rescue
Guy1 : did you hear they shot down the Chinese spy balloon
Guy2: they didn't. she's still stuck in the swing at my house. We're only on day 5. It's like Hanukkah for fatties. Still got 2 more days left and a whole bunch of spins.
Guy2: they didn't. she's still stuck in the swing at my house. We're only on day 5. It's like Hanukkah for fatties. Still got 2 more days left and a whole bunch of spins.
by Phys the rapist February 08, 2023
The balloon Nazis are a collective group of asians, cauc-asians and people that look asian..who are obsessed with scissoring, balloon knots and all other sexual terms. We are also the authors of the definition of krispie tits. Our members include: JaydLovely, E is for Epic, J rock, P sizzle, Double D. For more info see www.jaydlovelylive.com
by The balloon nazis September 19, 2009
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