Green hat

Green hat is a really fit guy who is in six form they are usually actors who are in plays he is someone you are your friends obsess over and stalk and plan orgys with he wears really long socks and looks kinda gay

Green hat is fit

by Sophiem1234512 November 7, 2019

stuart green

Stuart green is an age old game developed by the Greek. To play Stuart green you need a 48 laxatives 3 small elvish men and a lot of lubricant. You first swallow the laxatives, then the elvish men will begin to give you a hand job. You are to lay on your back push very hard and see if you can catch at least three of your own bodily fluids in your mouth after expelling them violently. Commonly this consists of semen, diarrhea and vomit.

I went to this crazy party in Thorpe and everyone was playing Stuart green, a guy called Harry McNally won by an absolute mile!

by Gggggsa January 12, 2014

Green Weenie

Multiple:
1. Name for the biggest asshole on your military base.

2. Also a fly used in fly fishing to resemble caddis larvae (they’re green little worm).
3. The rule 34 version of green eggs and ham that never made it to publication

1. Don’t shake or the green weenie will hammer you, he can smell your fear
2. Gonna dangle a green weenie when I go euro-nymphing this morning.

3. How do you know if you like green weenies, if you’ve never tried one, Sam I am?

by mugbutt July 29, 2021

Green balls

To want to catch and have an urge to have sex with lucky charms Lepercon.

Dude I think I have green balls It may be magically delicious.

by All meat salad 999 October 17, 2017

Cooper Green

Cooper is a stunning tall guy with deep blue eyes. He is dirty blond hair that is a little wavy or curly. He has a beautiful body and a even beautifully dick. He hasn’t dated any body yet but the ladies love him. If your around him he’ll make u smile as big as the sun.

I just was to be railed by Cooper Green

by Ilikelutzfloridakids February 1, 2021

Green turkey

To fart while lifting your leg spreading your booty

I’m bout to rip a green turkey watch out

by Jutbutt June 10, 2018

green harking

a green tinted clot of phlegm harked up from the throat

Dude! You just ran that red light!
Sorry. I was gagging on a green harking.

by anonymous January 10, 2025