Elijah Nacke

The Tarfest Dude to Ever Tarf/ Nursing Legend

Micheal: Yo Dan shotgun this beer.
Dan: *shotguns beer*
Micheal: Fuck yeah that reminds me of Elijah Nacke!

by DawgWalk21 July 26, 2025

Elijah's

Elijah's are in unison and are secretly a hive mind made up of members hiding in the shadows called the Super Elijah Council of Secrets Aka S.E.C.S(sex)

The Elijah's are organizing an event

by THETRUE1ELIJAH November 19, 2022

Elijah

Elijah is a person who has mood swings between nice and mean, and sometime sweethearts, every Elijah is truthful and loveable so you have to be careful with what you say, he also is cute and has kissable lips

"Girl is that my man Elijah?"

"BITCH HE IS MINE"

by Hit_Different November 19, 2023

Elijah

A fucking Cunt only wants girls for their Ugly ahh bodies and will fuck any fat white woman .

Elijah a faggot cunt

by Iababdkdjss July 1, 2020

Elijah

Elijah is probably the most sweetest, cute, beautiful and charming guy you’ll ever meet in your whole entire lifetime. He’s really passionate about baseball, always is here for you even when you ramble about strawberries or how your parents immigrated and loves to talk about a future with you. He’s the most perfect person you’ll ever meet, He’ll listen when you need to talk about something and give you advice, find the positive in things, and cheers you up. He has the prettiest eyes ever and his hair ESPECIALLY with a new haircut looks really really nice. It kind of outlines his beautiful face and suits him really well. He’s truly flawless.

“Elijah is so beautiful.”

by alanosmom November 23, 2021

Elijah Samuel Tongco

Elijah Samuel Tongco's are usually extremely hot, looking like a 6 foot black bodybuilder. Sometimes in his asian form, he can solve the hardest mathematical equations with only his yoyo. This man is the definition of perfect. Anyone who walks by will immediately stop and gaze at his beautiful assets. As a master of the martial art of rizz, he has claimed at least 4 women. He enjoys kpop and pulls TWICE members like he's pulling your mother.

OMG he is such an Elijah Samuel Tongco! SLayyy

by AnonymousDuck3969 March 21, 2023

Elijah

Literally the biggest thot I know, he’s a male thot but is in denial and will never confess. He’s also very confusing and bad at being nice. And he will never send a picture of more then half his face.

That’s definitely an Elijah, you can tell by the cut outs

by Juliaisnotathot January 9, 2019