Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

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indonesian blaster

A sexual faux pas wherein an individual sharts while receiving analingus.

“How did your date go last night?”
“It was going well until she gave me an indonesian blaster”

by Mulletmafia January 4, 2021

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Range Blaster Main

Commonly found in tower control, Hate torpedoes, Will get 23 kills from pressing ZR, Often Prochara fans, the coolest and best splatoon players

"I kept dying to that Range blaster main!"

by PunkyCalamari June 4, 2023

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Mickey Blaster

A makeshift weapon made with pvc pipe filled with dead mice, moldy cheese and human feces.

Usually used for pranking nerds.

Nerd 1: “Ew it smells awful in here.”

Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”

by stripez56 July 2, 2025

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Master Blaster

The fattest, longest, most absurdly huge line of ketamine imaginable. Strictly intended for one person to snort all at once. It can and should render the user capable of fourth dimensional space perception and astral travel. (Original term taken from the film "Mad Max")

I watched some head at the show last night knock back a Master Blaster of K. He didn't move or speak for almost an hour afterwards!

by Rawohxela420 September 29, 2018

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