monkey blaster

When you stick your finger in somebody’s ass then immediately stick it into your ass.

“I heard that Jenny gave Craig a monkey blaster last night after the party!”

by jtown030 May 18, 2024

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skull blaster

When one guy cums enough for a whole bukkake.

Person A: wow, did you go too a bukkake?
Person B: No, it was a skull blaster.

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When a country person has sex with their cousin

I just found out Linda had sex with her uncle.. what a cousin blaster

by McBlaster February 11, 2023

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When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

by Dickbender December 05, 2021

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A person who takes no skill at aiming, then brags about how the weapon actually takes skill.

by Startupedition June 04, 2023

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Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.

I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.

by BBlaster June 01, 2025

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by Hollo0w September 10, 2021

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