Southtown Ready

When you’ve reached a point of inebriation that has you OK with rocking out to the song “Southtown” by the band POD without a hint of irony.

Person A : John is cross eyed and drooling and it smells like he might have shit his pants.
Person B: Sounds like John is Southtown Ready

by PapiRyan July 11, 2021

gas station ready

Gas stations are open all hours of the day and night. You should have your head on a pivot because these places get robbed, you can be robbed , shot at or worse. To be Gas Station Ready one must be ready both physically and mentally to handle an attack . Long and short be prepared, be in shape and be ready to run, hide or fight!

Man Coach Mike Vrabel looks like he’s Gas Station Ready ! He’s a big dude, athletic and seems like he knows how to handle a situation.Bad guys would Not fair well rolling up on him!

by King Yamayama April 11, 2024

Born ready

Born circumcised like Noah, Jacob, and Joseph.

"Jacob's Mohel didn't have what to cut... he was born ready"

by urban schmurban December 27, 2023

ready

Redbull & addy (adderall) combo
Often used to pass a difficult test or tedious assignment

Bro this final is gonna be so bad I might have to pop a ready the day before to lock in.

by puthylicker69 June 06, 2025

ready

Redbull & addy combo

Often used to pass a difficult exam or tedious assignment

Bro this final is gonna be so bad I might have to pop a ready the day before to pass.

by puthylicker69 June 06, 2025

money ready

when u got the money to pay the plug

stoner: yo bro can i get an 8th?
plug: yo for sure, i’ll be there in 10 make sure you’re money ready

stoner: bett

by lhbkjnjhbuygthjmnhcfgy8 August 19, 2023

I Ready Test

Retarded test made for making kids wanna kill themselves and the teachers that assigned it.

student 1"hey man we gotta do the I Ready Test ya heard?
student 2" ah now i gotta kill myself.

by Smartiesmokerr April 14, 2024