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Jealous Susan

When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.
Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...
by Foxy McHound December 28, 2018
mugGet the Jealous Susanmug.

Susaned

When you dislike someone in your friend group so much you make a new friend group but its just the same friend group without that bitch susan.
Bro, she's gonna get susaned
by ebaril101 October 30, 2019
mugGet the Susanedmug.

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