Tot Armor

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling.

"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The tot armor is tired, fam."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025

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Hater Tot

When someone is being as dense as a potato and hatin' on your vibe

"Whoah Christine don't be such a hater tot, I like this shirt"

"Just because you can't afford a G6 doesn't mean you have to be such a hater tot"

by clubtot March 23, 2023

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bucci tot

A casual insult toward wrong, scandalous, or tater tot-like individuals. synonyms: fake, thotty, basic, rude, and just no good.

Ugh Marshal is such a bucci tot today.

by gregthetot November 28, 2018

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totr bob squeaky clean cool

spongbob walks in water turn into totr become squeaky clean jump in soap
totЯ- a geeky squeakbob

by anonymous September 16, 2025

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Potato tot

Another word for tater tot but primarily used by someone you would never date

Him: I’ll have potato tots with my burger please

Her: nobody has ever called them that

by Nyc girl May 1, 2020

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Tits and tots

A crude form of saying “women and children”.

Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.

The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”

by Walking_Eagle May 6, 2022

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