future xwife

When you go out with your buddy's drinking scamming on the women looking for your xwife to be that you haven't even met yet

You walk into a drinkng establisment announce out loud ANYBODY SEEN MY FUTURE XWIFE!

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

future teller

A person who can tell the future

How did you know that would happen? Are you a future teller?

by thezackguy October 7, 2020

Future

Future is the best rapper there is and will be EVER. He make the best music by far and is ahead of the game by 2 miles,

Future is the GOAT of rap in general.

by joshallenmvp December 30, 2023

Future Nigga

A term for someone or a person whom does not partake in unlawful acts or niggaish acts in the present but may plan to do so in the far to near future.

Ben is dming his coworkers boyfriend a picture of them banging; Ben has big future nigga energy! XD RAWR

by banditboi420 February 16, 2025

Future

Ab artist who doesn’t miss and is a city boy for life. One of his best quotes is “ I just took a bitch to eat at chipotle spent another sixty thou on a rollie”

Chris: U like a dirty south rapper from the AAAAA
Connor: Yes, I listen to future

by Chris_Blicky February 1, 2023

Faraday Future

Your typical vaporware company that made it past the incubation and venture capitalist stage.

In fact they are so rare that you can't even find them in LA, California cause they're that rare.

This car company is very similar to what happened with Fisker Cars and Nikola Inc.

Faraday Future: is defined as the company that wanted to become Tesla after they were inspired by Rivian and Lucid.

What a colossal fuckup.

by AlphaEpsilon September 8, 2023

Trading Futures

(In a video game) Selling; choking, causing your team to lose so badly that you are not only selling, you are trading futures in the stock market.
Related to trading in the stock market. An extreme exaggeration compared to the word "selling".

"Bro you're so bad... You're not even selling, you're trading futures!"

by AKwastakenbruh February 27, 2025