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Microsoft Product

Any product that is poorly designed, easy to hack, bloated, annoying to use, laggy, full of unwanted features, or prone to frequent malfunction.

Not always necessarily a Microsoft product or even any kind of software.
“Sorry I’ll be a little late to the meeting, Teams is being a Microsoft product again.”

“That new game I got off Steam last month crashed five times while I was trying to play it. What a Microsoft product.”

“My new bike’s frame has already started to bend and break like the Microsoft product it is.”
by Shepherd Guy March 14, 2025
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Post Production Clarity

listening to a song or project you've worked on a few hours or days after the initial session and realizing that it is in fact, kind of ass. This phenomena happens due to the long studio sessions and listening to the project over and over, which tricks your mind thinking that it sounds normal. These usually have the hugest impacts on Mixing and on Compositions. The best way to avoid this is to step away for 30 minutes every 2-4 hours to let your ears readjust.
Person A: "Yo you said last night you had a song you were working on? How's that going?"
Person B: "Yeah, mostly Scrapped that project, post production clarity hit and i realized it sounded like a snake wrestling a garbage disposal."
by Life4stay June 28, 2024
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Stop reviewing your own product

A phrase said to a person who gives commentary on his own story or gives opinions about their own beliefs.
A: man I don’t wan’t want to tell the story, it is very boring.

B: stop reviewing your own product and start explaining
by Person 69420 April 3, 2025
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Product TyUpET Product

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Productive

All the movie and games and AI prove is that THIS could be improving my life and instead it's improving yours and I'm not doing anything else until it does and if it doesn't I'm going to murder a child and kill myself. I will get off my phone or go out into the world so you can abscond with my work. You will not keep a single cent and if you don't accept that then you might as well kill the kid yourself.
Hym "This has been more productive than anything anyone will ever do. I'm not getting off the phone."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2025
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