The act of ejaculating in a condom, filling said condom with a gas (such as carbon dioxide) and exploding it on someone as a prank.
Dipshit 1: Dude, did you see how I hit Charles with a Colorado Cum Clobber?
Dipshit 2: Yeah! That was sick!
Dipshit 2: Yeah! That was sick!
by t4zyl February 3, 2026
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by Kiwanoful February 13, 2026
Get the Colorado Hibiscus Tea mug.A sexual act where the man nuts into an ice cube tray and freezes his semen overnight. After the cum is frozen, the man will crush it and insert the fragments into his spouse's pussy. They will then wait a minute for the Cum Cubes to slightly melt, and the woman will queef. This will send several slightly gooey frozen nut fragments everywhere, thus producing a Colorado Snow Cannon.
Example:
Wife: I'm bored of normal boring sex
Man: We can try one of the kinky ones, do you wanna do that?
Wife: We've already done the Oklahoma hand grenade, the Green Bay butter churner, and i fucked you with a strap. What else is there to do?!
Man: We can try a Colorado Snow Cannon
Wife: I'm bored of normal boring sex
Man: We can try one of the kinky ones, do you wanna do that?
Wife: We've already done the Oklahoma hand grenade, the Green Bay butter churner, and i fucked you with a strap. What else is there to do?!
Man: We can try a Colorado Snow Cannon
by WildoDilly February 20, 2026
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