Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics

The unofficial economic system of Malaysia that punishes all companies, foreign or home grown that operate in the country for activities or incidents that offend the delicate sensibilities of Malaysians in areas such as religion that are wholly unrelated to the quality of goods and services provided by these businesses.

A: I would like to introduce my home-made family owned coffee business, here is our logo, it depicts Zeus and his lightning bolt, because we deliver our coffee to your doorstep as fast as lightning--
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...

by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023

capitalism

i dont fucking know wjat a capitalist is

capitalism is soming russia is or wanted to be ig i donk know

by what ten hell March 7, 2022

Capitalism

A system of government where only the wealthy are allowed to have a say in political matters. You're basically paying to rent the talking stick for a while, but the policies on how even that works are vague and flowery at best.

I love capitalism! It allows me, as a rich middle-aged white man, to come together with like-minded entrepreneurs and develop a system that truly benefits us. God bless America!

by Inlovewithabsol August 2, 2023

Capital Carnage

Capital Carnage is to destroy anything physically, mentally or artistically that is or is related to capitalism and consumerism in mainstreme society as witnessed in the movie Fight Club.

He just builds bridges to watch them burn... That’s some epic Capital Carnage!

by CarterD November 7, 2017

Capitalism

An Oppressive system used by the rich to steal from the poor.

"Haha I'm a farm animal who supports tyranny and Capitalism"

by Zabloing1 December 11, 2022

Capitalism

a system where everyone wins but you because you're you and- and- c a p i t a l i s m

capitalism is.. something

by inksquiddo October 15, 2021

Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.

Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend into emerging cock markets.

by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022