by yessirskiiiie December 09, 2020
When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.
by realrealbananapeel November 04, 2023
When a person is sitting in a hot tub with a large group of people and takes a fat dump and floats in the tub with out any one knowing
by Yourstinkybutt April 16, 2020
by Pickyboy August 27, 2017
A guy (often times a dope boy) who sleeps with all his clothes on so that he is always ready to ride out.
by WhiteMike1 June 20, 2018
When you’ve reached a point of inebriation that has you OK with rocking out to the song “Southtown” by the band POD without a hint of irony.
Person A : John is cross eyed and drooling and it smells like he might have shit his pants.
Person B: Sounds like John is Southtown Ready
Person B: Sounds like John is Southtown Ready
by PapiRyan July 11, 2021
Gas stations are open all hours of the day and night. You should have your head on a pivot because these places get robbed, you can be robbed , shot at or worse. To be Gas Station Ready one must be ready both physically and mentally to handle an attack . Long and short be prepared, be in shape and be ready to run, hide or fight!
Man Coach Mike Vrabel looks like he’s Gas Station Ready ! He’s a big dude, athletic and seems like he knows how to handle a situation.Bad guys would Not fair well rolling up on him!
by King Yamayama April 11, 2024