Microsoft Product

Any product that is poorly designed, easy to hack, bloated, annoying to use, laggy, full of unwanted features, or prone to frequent malfunction.

Not always necessarily a Microsoft product or even any kind of software.

“Sorry I’ll be a little late to the meeting, Teams is being a Microsoft product again.”

“That new game I got off Steam last month crashed five times while I was trying to play it. What a Microsoft product.”

“My new bike’s frame has already started to bend and break like the Microsoft product it is.”

by Shepherd Guy March 14, 2025

productive fish

A person who strives to be more productive, educated, mindful, and happy.

You are such a productive fish. How do you manage everything?

by Productive Fish April 29, 2021

Day 17 Productions

Some random guy on youtube

Hey, do you know day 17 productions?

by Day 17 Productions May 22, 2022

KvS Productions

A Halo 2 production team that makes funny videos about semi-current topics and issues. Similar to Red vs. Blue, but without a constant storyline.

"KvS Productions makes a ma-chi-na-ma series of Halo 2"

by Hipoey March 29, 2007

Productful

Productive and successful

I was so productful at work this week, I’m getting a raise.

by Berryjerry August 14, 2023

productive sobbing

Having the ability to take your feelings, channel them through creativity and turn them into art.

I did some productive sobbing yesterday and came up with a new song.

by Josyds December 3, 2018

If your parents consumed your product

Wrong!

Hym "If your parents consumed your product and you're a pornstar then it would be like incest-adjacent. Your argument is basically 'Well, you let that other guy fuck you! Would you let your brother fuck you? What about your dad? Therefore sex is wrong.' So no."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025