Mornight

A greeting to someone who is in the opposite time zone as yours. Combined words of morning and night.

Good mornight Leonald! This is my greeting to my friend when I wake up...when it's night where he is. Before, Iwill automatically say good morning then he corrects me...it's night here Babe! Oopps then I thought of mornight!

by LadyKaratbars January 25, 2014

Midnight Society

Membership in a small group of men who have had sex with a neighborhood MILF and got home in the middle of the night undetected.

Holy shit Dave, I thought you were getting home so I dashed out the back door. It was cool though...I'm in the Midnight Society now. Hi to mom, bitch!

by Gabriel Donocan Gilchrist December 26, 2008

midnight

time when pimps go doing whores
the show-offs race tricked out street cars
geeks turn into werewolves
the most dangerous time of the night

JOhn:Hey baby, how much is your service at midnight
Tracy:4 dolla sucka sucka
Powhitetrash:hey nick you wanna race at midnight?
Nick:meet u by the water tower dawg
Thief:bi@! gimme your bag
Grandma: thief! thief! stop that mother@#$@%! damn I shouldnt buy my diapers @ midnight

by Sean Frangorn July 26, 2006

Midnight Red

A slang meaning when someone gets their period overnight.

Yo dude, I was over my girlfriends house and we were sleeping and all of a sudden she pulled a Midnight Red.

by Yololicious November 27, 2013

Midnight Sun

A book by author Stephenie Meyer that is 'Twilight' in Edward Cullen's point of view. The book is currently on hold indefinitely due to a internet leak. However, Stephenie has posted the first 12 chapters of the partial draft on her website so her fans do not feel obligated to not read what has been leaked.

OMG! Midnight Sun is on Stephenie Meyer's website!!!

Yeah only part of it...

by RenesmeeCullen April 1, 2009

the celery dances at midnight

redundant answer to an obfuscated question

"What's the meaning of it all?"

"Does the celery not dance at midnight?"

by Arunabh Das March 6, 2005

Midnight Water Balloon

When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night to take a piss and doesn't realize he left a condom on from having sex. While peeing, he fills the condom up with piss creating a piss filled water balloon (also known as a Golden Balloon)

He inadvertently created a Midnight Water Balloon while taking a piss late at night.

by OMGDonkey February 12, 2009