Lissa fuck me day

Lissa fuck me day is a day when lissa is gonna fuck you bc she want to do it in may 24/7

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by Idk1356 November 23, 2021

Fuck me with a stolen dick

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.

Fuck me with a stolen dick.

by Oldnotdead June 05, 2019

fuck me til i fart

A term used during sexual intercourse by one or more of the participants to describe how they want to keep banging for a long time (as they dont think a fart is coming in the near future). However in the unlikely event that said participant does fart I would imagine they sexual intercourse stops........

(During sexual intercourse): Yes, Yes, Fuck me til I fart John, oh yes.......

by NathanStud April 13, 2007

fuck me please im horny

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by gayfuck696969 May 24, 2021

FM red (fuck me red)

FM red is short for fuck me red.
Used in nail and beauty salons the world over. The color is a true blue red also called million dollar red.

FM red (fuck me red)
I would like FM red nails, Im going out tonight.

by BadAzzBettieNails January 28, 2009

fuck me with your giant cock

why the fuck would you look that up? psycopath

seriously dude, why are you looking up fuck me with your giant cock on urban dictionary

by largebbc April 18, 2020

Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

by TheHungryTubist June 13, 2015