A man blows his load up someone's ass, and then forces them to squirt it back out. This is all done in front of the american flag.
by TheMungDugglers February 27, 2010
Get the Peter Parkermug. by musicaddict24 March 10, 2016
Get the girl parkermug. by p-arker habalabadoo February 14, 2010
Get the smexy parkermug. The most amazing guy to me, he's everything I've ever wanted. He's perfect to me. I love him with all of my heart, and he is simply wonderful. He stole my heart, so I guess I can't really love him with all of MY heart...
But he is a simply GORGEOUS guy, and I love being with him, even though sometimes it doesn't seem like it.. He makes me smile for THE longest times ANYONE can achieve, he makes me laugh harder than anyone else ever will, and he makes me feel like someone actually cares. That someone actually cares about me and loves me and will take care of me. I felt like I've loved other people before, but not like how I love him.
Yea, there are some things he does that I don't like, but I love him for him. I love him just the way he is, but I know he's not going to stay the same forever. And I'm ready for that. I want to be with him, through everything. I want him to be with me. I love him, and I'm glad he's with me.
So girls, if you ever fined your Parker Kilts, whether he has either of those names for first or last, KEEP HIM!!:)
But he is a simply GORGEOUS guy, and I love being with him, even though sometimes it doesn't seem like it.. He makes me smile for THE longest times ANYONE can achieve, he makes me laugh harder than anyone else ever will, and he makes me feel like someone actually cares. That someone actually cares about me and loves me and will take care of me. I felt like I've loved other people before, but not like how I love him.
Yea, there are some things he does that I don't like, but I love him for him. I love him just the way he is, but I know he's not going to stay the same forever. And I'm ready for that. I want to be with him, through everything. I want him to be with me. I love him, and I'm glad he's with me.
So girls, if you ever fined your Parker Kilts, whether he has either of those names for first or last, KEEP HIM!!:)
by Parker'sGirl March 19, 2011
Get the Parker Kiltsmug. A sexual scenario involving fellatio in which the receiver makes a shreaking noise upon climax for the sole purpose of instilling surprise and/or fear in the giver.
by jedijedijedi October 23, 2007
Get the charlie parkermug. by Ariana bitch June 26, 2017
Get the Ariana Parkermug. by Hym Iam October 13, 2022
Get the Trey Parkermug.