When a sleeping man wakes up to a male gorilla straddling his chest, knees pinning the mans arms to the chest. The male ape begins stimulating it’s own genitalia attempting to establish dominance, which results in sadness. The ape then injects methamphetamine via syringe straight into the erect male genitalia, finally finding the sense of worthyness and purpose. The gorilla then fades into a slumber as the man is finally able to escape and flee.
Jim: Brooo, i had the wildest dream last night! I got cheffed in a hotel room!
James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.
James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.
by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023
by Kinglybirb April 14, 2022
by POKECHUU April 6, 2017
“Oh, I just farted” Your such an indigestion chef”
by Kryptomanta December 13, 2022
A type of masterbting guy who licks away his smen is a form of disposal other thar washing his hands as that is such a waist of good cum. Other types of masterbting guys include: "the walk of shame", "Mr prepared" ect...
by Le Chef November 14, 2020
A Deep State chef responsible for cooking up schemes to subjugate the masses. Often a background player shielded from any consequences when their dirty dealings are inevitably brought to public light.
"Did you hear about the Twitter Files? Sounds like the Biden laptop stories were true all along."
"Yeah. The Deep Chef is working overtime doing damage control. I bet they'll blame this one on Russia too."
"Yeah. The Deep Chef is working overtime doing damage control. I bet they'll blame this one on Russia too."
by jint3i December 4, 2022
by Wowow123 December 10, 2021