Peter Parker

A man blows his load up someone's ass, and then forces them to squirt it back out. This is all done in front of the american flag.

Tim gave Vicki a Peter Parker. It was not a pretty sight.

by TheMungDugglers February 27, 2010

girl parker

a girl who wears sporty or emo things and is normally a lesbian because of her off manliness

parker female female Parker girl Parker

by musicaddict24 March 10, 2016

smexy parker

a GIRL who is a sexy mexican (:

look at that GIRL over there! shes such a smart mexican!!! she must be a smexy parker!!!!!

by p-arker habalabadoo February 14, 2010

Parker Kilts

The most amazing guy to me, he's everything I've ever wanted. He's perfect to me. I love him with all of my heart, and he is simply wonderful. He stole my heart, so I guess I can't really love him with all of MY heart...
But he is a simply GORGEOUS guy, and I love being with him, even though sometimes it doesn't seem like it.. He makes me smile for THE longest times ANYONE can achieve, he makes me laugh harder than anyone else ever will, and he makes me feel like someone actually cares. That someone actually cares about me and loves me and will take care of me. I felt like I've loved other people before, but not like how I love him.

Yea, there are some things he does that I don't like, but I love him for him. I love him just the way he is, but I know he's not going to stay the same forever. And I'm ready for that. I want to be with him, through everything. I want him to be with me. I love him, and I'm glad he's with me.

So girls, if you ever fined your Parker Kilts, whether he has either of those names for first or last, KEEP HIM!!:)

~I love you, Parker Kilts.

~You're soo amazing, Parker Kilts!

by Parker'sGirl March 19, 2011

charlie parker

A sexual scenario involving fellatio in which the receiver makes a shreaking noise upon climax for the sole purpose of instilling surprise and/or fear in the giver.

Yo I hooked up with that chick at the party and totally gave her a charlie parker, she flipped!

by jedijedijedi October 23, 2007

CJ Parker

A character of the long running tv series Baywatch, played by the one and only Pamela Anderson. CJ was a fairly mundane character whose only saving grace was her massive breasts. She did lots or running (or bouncing I should say) in slow motion wearing her tight red bathing suit. She also had a terrible habit of falling in love with every man who came into contact with her.

"(CJ Parker)was hands down the best thing about (Baywatch)."

by dolly_88 April 11, 2009

Dick Parker

For one who parks dicks in there special holes

Bitch. Im such a dick parker all the boys love me

by Im a dick parker September 3, 2018