Noah

A conceited douchebag who feels authority towards every human being, and believes he is right about everything.

That guy is such a Noah.

by coolness23 December 24, 2011

Noah

Usually a very fat person of extreme size, he is normally Indian with a very small penis. He usally likes a girl called Beth Cooper and would like to have sex with her with his pants on because of his small penis.

That man was such a noah last night in bed.

by Serengeti Highway July 06, 2011

Noah

A faggot

Noah Book

by Maw <3 July 02, 2010

Noah

A guy that all the girls like and think is sexy but actually has a small penis

Girl: your so hot but i cant feel it
Noah:sorry its small

by RealTruthz December 29, 2016

Noah

A very and always depressed person that thinks about himself as fat, stupid, and hates eating. All he does is sleep. And depresses everyone.

A "Noah" entered a school and was being sad which depressed everyone.

by Deathcobra May 22, 2010

Noah

A fatass piece of shit who likes dick and tends to jerk off every day of the week

Girl:so Noah what have u been up to?
Noah:I've been jerking off to gay porn lately
Girl:wtf

by Kenbone666 June 08, 2016

noah

beautiful

damn so pretty noah

by stickymith December 01, 2021