lemur fist

A females crotch area that appears tight or swollen like an angry fist.: lemur fist

Cmon girl and show me that lemur fist of yours

by Alleycat74 April 15, 2022

Canadian Fisting

Canadians, in their vast desire to one up the rest of North America, created a way of fisting someone in the style of their favorite mammal. To perform the maneuver you must have extremely strong digits and the man/woman must have severely trained their hole. Pass your hands across your chest, stopped only by hooking your thumbs. They should now resemble the antlers of the great Canadian Moose. Lube vigorously with maple syrup. Stare deeply into your partner's eyes and give a curt, respectful Canadian nod. Roar the call of the Moose and shove extended Moose horns into the eager hole. Prep for most chilling orgasm of your life.

"She is truly a Mounty's dream, she loves taking a Canadian Fisting."

by GWCovert January 19, 2016

Quantum Fisting

Same theory as Schroeder's Cat, if you're blindfolded and fisting. You do not know whether you are fisting a vagina or a rectum until you remove the blindfold.

Have you heard of Schroedinger's Cat?

No, but have you ever heard of Quantum Fisting? Great time at my stag party.... I think.

by Quantosexual December 7, 2018

Inferno Fist

Saturating your fist in sriracha sauce, then fisting someones rectum.

Sarah, could I inferno fist you later? It would really turn me on.

Dude! I Totally inferno fisted that girl last night, she's still screaming about the burn.

by Penile Queefer January 31, 2015

Fire fisting

The act of inserting a fist into a vagina or anus after rubbing hands with hot sauce or the juice of a hot pepper.

She wanted some hot sexy action but didn't expect hot fire fisting.

by snowpocalypse9 September 18, 2016

fist-puter

A computing device you would hold in your fist. Included is any mobile computing device: calculator (the original), cell phones and mp3 players with texting and web access, smartphones, ect.

Standing in the auto parts store, I whipped out my fist-puter and found a great price for lube at the local super-store: back to the van!

by Fozzie Fozzmosis January 8, 2011

Hickory Fist

The act of throwing a wooden at another person

"He was screwing my dog, so I gave him a good ol hickory fist"

by Falooski June 6, 2021