Dishonorable Fist

The Art of the Dishonorable Fist is an ancient martial art that specializes in busting balls, trashing testes, squashing scrotum, and knocking nuts.

Monkey Steals the Peach is one of its most well known techniques.

Famous masters of the Dishonorable Fist include Jules Stryker, Thaddeus Lowblow, Hamad de Balzac, and Joe Chambeau.

by auaiomrn August 21, 2011

Inferno Fist

Saturating your fist in sriracha sauce, then fisting someones rectum.

Sarah, could I inferno fist you later? It would really turn me on.

Dude! I Totally inferno fisted that girl last night, she's still screaming about the burn.

by Penile Queefer January 31, 2015

fist grin

When you punch someone and their teeth get stuck in your fist.

"Sam hit that dude so hard he had a fist grin."

by knowsstuffdude March 25, 2017

Muppet fisting

Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.

"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"

by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022

pimp fist

It's exactly what you would imagine, it is the act if being fisted by a pimp.

Hey drate, look at that hooker getting pimp fisted.

by I hang niglets for fun September 8, 2020

fist badge

A medal/ribbon awarded to a person who inserts his/her fist/fists into the receiving partner. Generally male on female.

Person: so I ended up fisting this girl last night.
Friend: oh shit, so you got your fist badge?
Person: I guess you could say that.

by MARSattack July 27, 2014

fist-puter

A computing device you would hold in your fist. Included is any mobile computing device: calculator (the original), cell phones and mp3 players with texting and web access, smartphones, ect.

Standing in the auto parts store, I whipped out my fist-puter and found a great price for lube at the local super-store: back to the van!

by Fozzie Fozzmosis January 8, 2011