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chef's fist

When fisting a girl you bring your hand to your lists give it half a chef's kiss, the continue to shove your hand in her chooch and open your fist like a flower.
I knew he was the one after he pounded me with the best chef's fist of my life!
by fat_terry June 20, 2020
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Fist Cum

James fist cummed Nicole after she called him Big Daddy.
by Gemini2017 April 17, 2017
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Muppet fisting

Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.
"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"
by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022
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pimp fist

It's exactly what you would imagine, it is the act if being fisted by a pimp.
Hey drate, look at that hooker getting pimp fisted.
by I hang niglets for fun September 8, 2020
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Quantum Fisting

Same theory as Schroeder's Cat, if you're blindfolded and fisting. You do not know whether you are fisting a vagina or a rectum until you remove the blindfold.
Have you heard of Schroedinger's Cat?

No, but have you ever heard of Quantum Fisting? Great time at my stag party.... I think.
by Quantosexual December 7, 2018
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Fist me

1. To fist bump someone
2. To punch someone in the face

3. Another way to say 'Let's fight'
1. "Hey, bro! Fist me!"
2. "I hope he doesn't fist me, he fists people hard."
3. "C'mon, bro, fist me!"
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fist grin

When you punch someone and their teeth get stuck in your fist.
"Sam hit that dude so hard he had a fist grin."
by knowsstuffdude March 25, 2017
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