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Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics

The unofficial economic system of Malaysia that punishes all companies, foreign or home grown that operate in the country for activities or incidents that offend the delicate sensibilities of Malaysians in areas such as religion that are wholly unrelated to the quality of goods and services provided by these businesses.
A: I would like to introduce my home-made family owned coffee business, here is our logo, it depicts Zeus and his lightning bolt, because we deliver our coffee to your doorstep as fast as lightning--
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023
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Bitch with a capital C

This is a roundabout way to call someone a cunt without using the actual word
1) She's a "bitch with a capital C" for leaving him in a lurch. 2) Did you see how rude she was to that cashier? What a "bitch with a capital C."
by AZRPh December 28, 2023
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Bearish Capital

Bearish Capital made me a crypto millionaire.
Bearish Capital, lmao we are retarded asf.
Bearish Capital, we are the drugs.

Bearish Capital paid off my dildo!
by grom grom January 5, 2024
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romantic capital

Capital accrued from generating romantic feelings from a romantic interest.
When I bought her flowers for Valentine Day, my romantic capital with her increased.

I was trying to build my romantic capital by taking her to an expensive restaurant for dinner. She thought her romantic capital was going to increase when she got me socks and a tie as a Valentine's Day present. It DID NOT. Good riddance to her, they are the only sock I wear these days.
by Batman Kienyeji February 1, 2024
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DCG Capital

DCG Capital is a global investor capitalizing on and investing in both emerging and developing markets across 6 continents. DCG Capital was founded in 2015.
John told me about how his investments in DCG Capital made him financially independent.
by Thepedia February 4, 2024
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Grogu capitalism

An unconscious system that sells any and all types of merchandise that involves the Star Wars character Grogu (AKA Baby Yoda) to maximize profits for Disney/Lucasfilm.
Person 1: "What should I get my nephew for his birthday? All I know about him is that he likes Star Wars."

Person 2: "Grogu capitalism has got you covered. You can get a Baby Yoda anything these days."
by AhsokaTano April 11, 2023
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Capital numbers

A capital number= A number at the beginning of a series of numbers, example 57885557 the 5 would be the capital number. Only 1 through 9 may be capital numbers, except for proper numbers (0, 11, 12 ). Proper numbers are capital numbers as well (except at the beginning of a series of numbers) Example 115663 a 1 is the capital number not 11.
You dot your capital numbers or proper numbers, decimals are also capitals and should be dotted. Dot on the top for reading right to left, on the bottom for reading left to right. Capital numbers are also the hours on a clock, they are capitals because they represent more than one number, for example 1am is also 1pm. Always leave a decimal beside solitary capital numbers, always dot your decimals and always check your time.
I always capitalize my capital numbers and leave a decimal behind solitary ones.
by I am inside of you. April 28, 2023
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