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Joe

Smart Clever Genius man. Professional gambler with years of experience. These people are hard to find. Typically stays up all night studying the lines to beat the books. Always making sure you get the best line out there.
Need help? Have you met Joe ? That guy hits a bet every night.
by Bet the house November 22, 2021
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Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan is god of all nine realms
by RatWish May 24, 2022
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Joe

Joe is a very generous and kind man he is very tall and has a good paying job and loves to hang out with his friends but there is this one special girl that he likes and she likes to so if you have a joe hold onto him he’s hard to get.
Hey there Is joe and his girlfriend I’m so jealous.
by ADIrules1 December 26, 2018
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Joe Mama

Joe Biden's mama
-Do you remember Joe
+Who's Joe?
-Joe Mama
by JustRalphBruh December 14, 2020
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Joe kenny

Hey that guys back in the porta potty sucking a huge rubber dick, hes a real joe kenny
by 690ontop September 28, 2025
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Joe Cruz

What is there to say that can’t already be said…? He is his mother’s favorite child but still tips his hat to his siblings. Absolutely knows you’re down with DTF so he makes reservations at “Din Tai Fung.” He once met the Dos Equis guy and bought him a Corona. As a +1, he’ll make you look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner and only clothes himself with finest of material; “Boyfriend Material.” Holds doors and still picks up checks. He can catch a lot of flies with honey but, catches more homies by being fly. The exact guy your friends say isn’t right for you because they can’t manage their own relationships. Joe wants “Love,” like the one from “You.”
Two birds were having a conversation whilst flying outside of a window and saw Joe Cruz. One bird said to the other “Look at Joe Cruz. He’s so us…”
by joecrvz November 24, 2021
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Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
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